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2025-10-02 04:20:47
东北某地突发怪异事件，村民谢一飞的羊一夜之间全部消失不见，毫无踪迹，他想娶寡妇大娟的计划也在孙子谢小谢和情敌王二周的使坏下泡汤。为了查明羊的踪迹，谢一飞踏上了寻找的道路，却不料中途被外星人莫吉绑架，因此意外得知外星人想要把村子挪到外星球展览的计划。谢一飞死里逃生回到家通知村民紧急撤离，却被众人误解、嘲笑，无奈之下，谢一飞只能自己出马保护村民，由此展开了一场令人捧腹的“地球保卫战”。
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